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Да херня же полная, явно подставное видео.

Очень наиграно. Даже банальной попытки отобрать мяч нет. У нас бы подкатом давно срубили бы XD

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Очень наиграно. Даже банальной попытки отобрать мяч нет. У нас бы подкатом давно срубили бы XD

 

Это да. У нас только в футболе на траве подкаты исполнять по-людски не умеют, а вот на уличной площадке с хз каким покрытием у нас подкаты исполняют мастерски.

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Это да. У нас только в футболе на траве подкаты исполнять по-людски не умеют, а вот на уличной площадке с хз каким покрытием у нас подкаты исполняют мастерски.

А кто, сказал, что это будет мастерский и чистый подкат XD  Может с подкатом я и погорячился - покрытие кошерное -   но ноги отобьют

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А кто, сказал, что это будет мастерский и чистый подкат XD  Может с подкатом я и погорячился - покрытие кошерное -   но ноги отобьют

 

Ну тут уже зависит от собравшегося контингента. У нас тем, кто в игре спецом по ногам бил, потом лицо били(тоже, наверное, специфика отечественного футбола)))

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Не люблю я футбол, но, разве есть звание "Чемпион мира по футболу"?

у него звание чемпион мира по фристайлу с мячом)

http://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Футбольный_фристайл

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Когда ты думаешь, что достиг мастерства в чём-то, всегда, появляется азиат который делает это лучше тебя

Да ладно) Пусть этот парниша ещё немного повыделываецца, пока на его место не пришел азиат)

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